Just look at this.
Just go right on and take a good long look at this fucking holy terror of a thing that is real.
Look at what humans have done.
Listen. When the plants come back to take what is theirs, I’m laying out a fucking welcome mat, some ice water, soft jazz cds (they fucking love soft jazz), and some piles of cow shit. Because they deserve it.
We lost the plot, and I’m pretty fucking sure we stopped looking for it the second we started dressing our baby girls like elderly hookers.
I’m sorry, elderly hookers. You don’t deserve to be compared to these glittery hellspawns.
I’m sorry, glittery hellspawns.
Don’t get me wrong, as a matter of fact, get me very fucking right when I say I don’t blame these girls for the nuclear blast of candied shit that leveled what chance they had of ever using their faces like a normal person, and made their lives a fucking… this.
I blame all humans everywhere. I blame myself. For still using the plants’ space.
Sleep tight, fellow meat mistakes.
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