Q:Okay, hero. You think a woman needs you to stand up for her?

Anonymous

God I hope you’re a troll.

Just in case: 

That story had nothing to do with anyone being anything other than that guy being a total dick.

The way I understand it, she thanked me not because I saved her from a dragon with my penis because she was too emotional, but because I said what she wasn’t allowed to say.

Because she was at work.

She was told to shut up and she brushed it off. She doesn’t need anyone’s help. She’s stronger than most of us.

But yeah you’re probably a troll.

Please just be a troll.

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