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  • Guy With His Teenage Daughter At The Home Depot Self-Checkout Next To Mine: How do I ring this up?
  • Old Lady Who Works There: We need the number on the sign. Hold on.
  • Him: Really?
  • Her: I'll look it up.
  • Him: I don't have time for this.
  • Her: I'm sorry, sir. We need the number.
  • Him: Shut up, lady.
  • Her: ...[steps away]
  • Me: Hey.
  • Him: [looks at me]
  • Me: You're an asshole.
  • Her: Thank you.
  • Me: You're welcome.
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Creator of Find the Starlight and SUPERFIGHT! .

I got angry about a burrito once.

I make stuff and teach stuff and I'm a single dad and I don't know what the hell is going on.

I'm also an idiot on twitter.

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