I never got around to tumbling about IKEA Monkey. It’s all been said, but I have this to add: IKEA Monkey to me is like god using the world as his/her/its tumblr. Like god was just all LOL IMMA PUT A MONKEY IN A COAT. Imagine you had god powers. And that you just put a monkey in a coat. And that you then had to decide where to place that monkey on the planet for maximum likes on facebook. Then tell me you wouldn’t have chosen IKEA.  Like for real. This story wouldn’t be a story if this monkey was in some strip mall. It’s perfect. All the way around.
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I never got around to tumbling about IKEA Monkey.

It’s all been said, but I have this to add:

IKEA Monkey to me is like god using the world as his/her/its tumblr.

Like god was just all LOL IMMA PUT A MONKEY IN A COAT.

Imagine you had god powers. And that you just put a monkey in a coat.

And that you then had to decide where to place that monkey on the planet for maximum likes on facebook.

Then tell me you wouldn’t have chosen IKEA. 

Like for real.

This story wouldn’t be a story if this monkey was in some strip mall.

It’s perfect. All the way around.

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    He’s right. He’s….. totally right.
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    In my hometown Thanks to Emily for the pics. He is Just The greatest
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