Saying the world won’t end on a date is just as stupid as saying it will.
Does anyone want to guess why that is?
You. Tanner. The toddler in the third row.
…that’s correct, Tanner. Very good.
Did everyone hear his answer?
I’ll repeat it.
He said “BECAUSE WE DON’T KNOW FUTURES.”
How many of you were around when the world showed up?
So nobody knows how the hell we got here.
We have good guesses. But they’re just that. And at some point, you hit the turtle stack, though. Every time.
We could be some unknown race of sentient cheese’s jar of nutella for all any of us ACTUALLY know. And saying we are not is just as stupid as saying we are.
Don’t get me wrong: I love me some science. And I’m as willing to admit we are just piles of wet electricity as I am that we are somehow important.
But the bottom line is this: I don’t actually know. Because I wasn’t there. Past and future.
Think about that next time you try to tell someone their god doesn’t exist, or next time you try to tell someone that yours does.
Or the next time you try to say anything about anything when you don’t actually know what you’re talking about.
We’re all just guessing, babies.
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