Words with People Who Will Never Talk to Me Again
- Me: What's your daughter's name?
- Him: Brynn. My name is Brian, and my wife is Brenda, so yeah.
- Me: You should just name your next kid Brrrrrrrrr.
- Him: ...and my Mom's name is Barbara Barber.
- Me: Barbara Barber? That's like Rural Juror.
- Him: Yeah...?
- Me: But your mother's name.
- Him: Yes.
- Me: ...
- Him: ...
- Me: Bye.
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