A Glass Half-Full (of Pessimism)
Oh my hot pizza delivery girl.

34 years I’ve been on this planet.

That was the first time a girl has ever delivered a pizza to me.

And the first time I ever realized that the pizzas of my life have all been dudelivered.

And the first time a portmanteau has made me nervous.

  1. apizzagirl reblogged this from luckyshirt and added:
    pizza delivery girl.
  2. pocketcontents reblogged this from iainwith2is and added:
    Um, ‘slice satchel’? At least that’s what the California pizza Betty uses for deliveries.
  3. iainwith2is reblogged this from mathcat345 and added:
    OK, I think the phrase ‘pizza suitcase’ has just entered my lexicon.
  4. mathcat345 reblogged this from luckyshirt and added:
    word “portmanteau” while speaking to hot...delivery girl, I would like
  5. luckyshirt posted this