Monday, September 14, 2009

A Question for the Ladies:

So:

You’re at my place.

We’re getting pretty comfortable, and things are going very well.

Conversation is engaging without awkward silence.

Good eye contact.

We both smell great.

You’ve kicked your shoes off.

We’re totally comfortable.

We decide to put a little music on, or maybe a movie.

That’s when I pull out my Kymera Magic Wand Universal Remote, and with infinite grace command my entertainment system like I’m the Dark Lord of Love.

Here’s the question:

Do you put your shoes back on before running out my door, pick them up and run out with them in your hand, or run out and consider the shoes a loss?

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