Friday, January 27, 2012
Unsolicited Fact About Me: My favorite kind of beer is I Don’t Care. Favorite wine? Zinfendon’tgiveafuck. Favorite Vodka? Vodka. Favorite Tequila? In My Stomach. Well is just fine with me, thank you. Because I actually and totally don’t care. I’ve had good stuff. I’ve had scotch that dated to the primordial soup. It tasted like scotch. Acted like scotch, too. I get it. Finer things. Refined palettes. Don’t care. It’s like cars with me. I like the ones that get me to work. I’m a simple guy. (pic from here)

Unsolicited Fact About Me:

My favorite kind of beer is I Don’t Care.

Favorite wine? Zinfendon’tgiveafuck.

Favorite Vodka? Vodka.

Favorite Tequila? In My Stomach.

Well is just fine with me, thank you.

Because I actually and totally don’t care. I’ve had good stuff. I’ve had scotch that dated to the primordial soup. It tasted like scotch. Acted like scotch, too.

I get it. Finer things. Refined palettes.

Don’t care.

It’s like cars with me. I like the ones that get me to work.

I’m a simple guy.

(pic from here)

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