Friday, January 20, 2012

Words with Daughters

Me: What kind of sandwich do you want in your lunch?

Her: PB & J, please.

Me: You got it.

Her: Do you have jelly?

Me: No, I’m just going to pour juice on your peanut butter sandwich.

Her: Daddy.

Me: What? Your friends will be so jealous. It’ll be a peanut butter and jealous sandwich.

Her: Daddy, that’s gross.

Me: I know. I’m kidding. It’s a peanut butter and jungle sandwich.

Her: That’s even more gross, because you have to eat trees.

Me: Mmhmm.

Her: And dirt.

Me: Yup.

Her: And bones.

Me: Bones?

Her: And people. And cars.

Me: What kind of jungle is this?

Her: One with people and cars.

Me: That’s weird.

Her: So is pouring juice on a sandwich.

Me: [surprised look] …

Her: Exactly.

Me: You just took me to school.

Notes

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