Words with Daughters
Me: What kind of sandwich do you want in your lunch?
Her: PB & J, please.
Me: You got it.
Her: Do you have jelly?
Me: No, I’m just going to pour juice on your peanut butter sandwich.
Her: Daddy.
Me: What? Your friends will be so jealous. It’ll be a peanut butter and jealous sandwich.
Her: Daddy, that’s gross.
Me: I know. I’m kidding. It’s a peanut butter and jungle sandwich.
Her: That’s even more gross, because you have to eat trees.
Me: Mmhmm.
Her: And dirt.
Me: Yup.
Her: And bones.
Me: Bones?
Her: And people. And cars.
Me: What kind of jungle is this?
Her: One with people and cars.
Me: That’s weird.
Her: So is pouring juice on a sandwich.
Me: [surprised look] …
Her: Exactly.
Me: You just took me to school.
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