Tuesday, December 13, 2011
So Tony made you angry. Again. He bought the last Ding Dong™ from the lunch line. He just took his dollar out, handed it to the lunch lady, and walked away with a huge smile on his face like you weren’t twelve people back dreaming about Ding Dongs™. Then he looked at you like you were terrible when you told him you would burn his house down with his whole family and the rest of the school and the animals at the zoo and Santa locked inside if he didn’t give you his Ding Dong™. Then he told. He. Told. Not about the burning. About behind the big tree out on the playground. About your game. He told. So of course you threw your Junior Readers™ Bible at your second-favorite model plane. Something had to break. And it wasn’t going to be you. But there’s another way to let the darkness out. A better way. See, sometimes Junior Readers™ Bibles can be replaced with other things. Heavier things. And sometimes model planes can be replaced with Tony’s stupid face. (Picture found on laughingsquid.)

So Tony made you angry.

Again.

He bought the last Ding Dong™ from the lunch line.

He just took his dollar out, handed it to the lunch lady, and walked away with a huge smile on his face like you weren’t twelve people back dreaming about Ding Dongs™.

Then he looked at you like you were terrible when you told him you would burn his house down with his whole family and the rest of the school and the animals at the zoo and Santa locked inside if he didn’t give you his Ding Dong™.

Then he told.

He. Told.

Not about the burning.

About behind the big tree out on the playground.

About your game.

He told.

So of course you threw your Junior Readers™ Bible at your second-favorite model plane.

Something had to break.

And it wasn’t going to be you.

But there’s another way to let the darkness out.

A better way.

See, sometimes Junior Readers™ Bibles can be replaced with other things.

Heavier things.

And sometimes model planes can be replaced with Tony’s stupid face.

(Picture found on laughingsquid.)

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