Luckyshirt

Apr 23

…ladies.

…ladies.

Apr 22

guys shut up for a second I thought of a drink and I made it it’s so good oh my god fuck
okay it’s a four loko and a five hour energy and I think I called it a nine lives because oh my god fuck whose pasta is that in the fridge
hahahahahahahaha so bro it’s like a cat because cats cats cats cats cats bro right dude I’m so sick fuck get the cats off my face 
hahahahahahahahawooooooooo GO GO GO fuck ow my chest fuck I’m sad now

guys shut up for a second I thought of a drink and I made it it’s so good oh my god fuck

okay it’s a four loko and a five hour energy and I think I called it a nine lives because oh my god fuck whose pasta is that in the fridge

hahahahahahahaha so bro it’s like a cat because cats cats cats cats cats bro right dude I’m so sick fuck get the cats off my face 

hahahahahahahahawooooooooo GO GO GO fuck ow my chest fuck I’m sad now

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One half of all I ever think about. (The other half is what HAPPENS in this bed.) (Food.)

One half of all I ever think about. (The other half is what HAPPENS in this bed.) (Food.)

Apr 20

Didn’t realize his assistant took thirty eight pictures while I was standing there. So here is the one I should have posted.

Didn’t realize his assistant took thirty eight pictures while I was standing there. So here is the one I should have posted.

Apr 18

So yeah.

So yeah.

Apr 17

#tbt to the time I smiled in a picture five minutes ago.

#tbt to the time I smiled in a picture five minutes ago.

Apr 15

Apr 14

Just wrote this after getting worked up on Instagram.

Just wrote this after getting worked up on Instagram.

Apr 13

The good news is I have the surf pretty much to myself this morning. The bad news is there is pretty much no surf. But the dolphins are out today. You can see a fin if you look very closely at the top center. So if one drops in on me on a wave, put on my tombstone that I died in the most tween girl fantasy way imaginable.

The good news is I have the surf pretty much to myself this morning. The bad news is there is pretty much no surf. But the dolphins are out today. You can see a fin if you look very closely at the top center. So if one drops in on me on a wave, put on my tombstone that I died in the most tween girl fantasy way imaginable.

Apr 12

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Apr 11

WHO LET THE DOGS IN
CAT.
CAT. CAT. CAT.

WHO LET THE DOGS IN

CAT.

CAT. CAT. CAT.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via thejessicats)

Apr 10

Open house. And a monument to the last thing we ever really need to learn about math.

Open house. And a monument to the last thing we ever really need to learn about math.

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