January 2012
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Words with Daughters
Her: I drew two snowmans.
Me: Snowmen?
Her: Snowmans.
Me: But...
Her: "Men" means boys.
Me: What does "mans" mean?
Her: Nothing, so I can make it mean whatever I want.
Me: Oh. Then keep flurberbing.
Her: What does flurwhatever mean?
Me: Nothing. I just made it up.
Her: Daddy.
Me: What?
Her: You can't make things up just to be weird. They have to mean something.
Me: I'm trying.
Watchadriennesterman:
Devin to Adrienne: Spin better, or else, KABLAM!!!
My friend Adrienne ice skating.
Wait for it.
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Shit I Says
“Ow.”
“What the hell is this person doing?”
“I shouldn’t eat that.”
“What the hell is this?”
“I shouldn’t have eaten that.”
“OW.”
“Seriously, what the hell is this person doing?”
“Happy hour.”
“Is this mine?”
“Don’t touch that.”
“I was talking to...
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