guys shut up for a second I thought of a drink and I made it it’s so good oh my god fuck
okay it’s a four loko and a five hour energy and I think I called it a nine lives because oh my god fuck whose pasta is that in the fridge
hahahahahahahaha so bro it’s like a cat because cats cats cats cats cats bro right dude I’m so sick fuck get the cats off my face
hahahahahahahahawooooooooo GO GO GO fuck ow my chest fuck I’m sad now
Just a reminder that this is one of your favorite songs.
Make it to the chorus.
You’ll never come back.
Source: SoundCloud / Mr Little Jeans
The good news is I have the surf pretty much to myself this morning. The bad news is there is pretty much no surf. But the dolphins are out today. You can see a fin if you look very closely at the top center. So if one drops in on me on a wave, put on my tombstone that I died in the most tween girl fantasy way imaginable.
Benny Hill over festival go-ers.
Funnier than you think it’s going to be.
I love doing this to ducks.